"I Use 'Very Sexy for Men'. . .Can You Still Smell It?"

Whatup, blogworld. Typical Saturday, except for BYU losing the homecoming game. Bummer.

Skippy, Ginja, and D-Ninja were fortunate enough to secure tickets to the game, and Sensei had a date. For those of you paying attention, this means Angsty had nothing to do (and will bring it up to her roommates for the rest of their lives...justkidding...no wait not kidding...justkidding, she will...justkidding, she won't...) (You'll only get that if you regularly watch SNL). Graciously, Sensei offered to have Angsty take her place at a movie marathon. Sensei had a fabulous time on her date, and the three ninjas enjoyed a good, albeit depressing, game.

Tomorrow, our FHE group is in charge of sacrament meeting, which should be a downright dandy time.

It's late, we be tired, and Angsty and Ginja have not stalked...er, walked...yet tonight. TTYL.

Scavenger Hunt

Sorry we didn't write yesterday! Things came up and we just sort of forgot...

Anywho. Tonight was the Homecoming dance, and Sensei was the only one to participate in the festivities. Skippy, D-Ninja, Angsty, and Ginja watched the Lizzie McGuire movie and then Star Wars: Episode V, which if we do say so ourselves is a fabulous combination.

Afterwards, while Sensei was doing some recon, the fab four took to the streets. As we were walking past a payphone, it began to ring. Angsty made the fateful decision to answer, and thus began THE scavenger hunt. We followed the instructions given by the U.S. Government for our "secret mission," and were led from place to place by a series of clues. However, we were either stumped or tricked, and never completed the hunt, although we were lucky enough to run into a few friends along the way who tried to assist, to no avail. If anyone knows where the "Y" in the middle of campus is, your intel would be greatly appreciated.

Tomorrow (technically later today) is the homecoming game: TCU v. BYU. Should be pretty epic.

Since we are pretty much beat right now, we're gonna peace out. Live long and prosper.

It's a Party in the U.S.A.

Today was not extremely productive. However, Ginja and Angsty made invites to a fancy-schmancy photoshoot and sophisticated dinner soiree for this Sunday. The invitees have not RSVPed yet, but you can bet your bottom dollar we will tell you if/when they do.

Skippy received several wounds in a battle with a chair, but Angsty was able to react quickly enough to stop any real damage. Luckily for us, Skippy was not the only casualty: the chair has its own battle scars, in the form of tiny pieces that it lodged into Skippy's thumb, much like a porcupine.

After a bit of "nightly walking," Skippy, Angsty, and Ginja spent well over twenty minutes gathering leaves, and putting them into a seemingly secure and sturdy pile. However, when Angsty fell onto the pile, she sustained a rather serious headwound, and was temporarily blinded. She has since made a full recovery.

The only other news to report is that at some time either this week or next, Angsty will be receiving a Snuggie in the mail. The rest of the roommates are already planning a Wal-Mart trip to secure their own.

Have a wonderful evening. Or day, if you don't read this til later. Now, go watch this video and laugh. Do it. We triple dog dare you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUba0WtH-SY

Night at the (Bean) Museum.

For FHE today, we made a trip over to the Bean Life Science Museum. It was pretty cool, as far as a ton of taxidermy goes. We actually thoroughly enjoyed the company. Oh, and guess what? We saw a few Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. And figured out that all the animals come alive at night. Next week for FHE, Dad is teaching the wife and kids how to "Parkour." Should make for a good time, and Mom is bringing the camera.

Had another adventure with cookie-making and delivering today. One of the batches was for a good friend who just experienced the tramautic death of a friend. He later came by to express his thanks.

Just as a matter of interest, Angsty killed Max. She got tired of his crazy antics.

Message from the apartment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

Have a fantastic night. You know we will.

Miley Cyrus, Sweaters, and Photoshoots.

We had a fun-filled, completely PACKED day today! First, we had church. Ginja made the observation that Samson really needs a haircut, ironic as that may be. Sunday school got out early, which meant we got home early, which was FANTASTIC. D-Ninja and Skippy used their musical talents and stayed for choir.

Some girls from upstairs (and Adrian!) came over for a lovely luncheon/dinner of chicken salad sandwiches and egg salad sandwiches. Directly after that, the fab four took to the streets of Heritage (and by streets, we mean grassy areas and trees) for a fabulous photoshoot, courtesy of our new resident photographer Adrian. We wore our spectacularly beautiful new sweaters, and the result was several photos that we are all big fans of.

EXCITING NEWS. We were blessed to see Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers perform tonight, and Miley even stripped a little bit.

Angsty and Ginja went on their regular nightly stroll of Heritage Halls, and then came up with a brilliant plan: watch the Hannah Montana. We were lucky enough to secure the film from a friend, and then spent a wonderful evening as the fab four watching it. Sensei popped in every once in a while, made a few comments, and left.

Other than that, no notable news. Make sure you look at the pictures above. =]

"Stella has friends! It's like a brothel!"

Penrose 83 has a new tradition! Each and every Saturday night (technically Sunday morning, because it is always past midnight), we are going to make two cans of crescent rolls. This is the second week we have managed to fulfill the requirements of this goal. Let's see how long we can keep it up. Last week when we were making crescent rolls, one piece was struggling more violently against conforming to the normal size of a crescent roll. The result was a small, somewhat deformed crescent roll, who we named Stella, and put in a corner. Just like a hooker. This week, both cans decided to join in the fight against conformity, and thus, Stella partied with a proper panful (we really mean PAN-full, not any other weird typo) of prostitutionalized pastries. Sensei proposed the poignant possibility that the pan was probably a prothel...er, brothel.

Four of the roommates were made privy to more of Samson then they ever had been before...no complaints here.

BREAKING NEWS: The roommates saw a particularly moving photograph of Miley and the Jonas Brothers and took it to heart. Today, the fab four made a trip to the DI and purchased four wonderfully ugly travesties of sweaters. Stay tuned for a picture, soon to come.

Angsty met some monks today. Ginja, Skippy, and D-Ninja watched LotR and had a fab time, yo.

That's all for today.

P.S. Go enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwvpVRdosNc

"This Girl Has Been Facebook Stalking Me"

Soooo here's the highlight of today. Angsty, Ginja, Skippy, and D-Ninja went to Humor U (Sensei was on a not-so-hot-but-super-enjoyable-nonetheless date...) which was HILARIOUS. Great job guys. Now, here's the kicker. Earlier today, Angsty started a facebook chat with one of the performers in Humor U, Lam Guluka, telling her about how excited she and her roommates were to go to the show. At the show, Lam was emceeing, and between two of the acts, he got up and totally called Angsty onto the stage, and then publicly denounced her as a facebook stalker. Which is...pretty much the truth. Anywho, she got a free Humor U shirt, and we all consider tonight a major success. P.S. Ginja, Skippy, and D-Ninja kind of died/literally cried laughing.

Cleaning check chronicles: After hours and hours of work, we passed a four-minute cleaning check. Yeah. Oh, and... "Where is Ginja?" "In the tub." "...RIGHT NOW?! ... Shouldn't we shut the door?"

We also spotted Miley playing basketball with the Jonas Brothers, which is note-worthy.

Quote of the day: "I just looked at Jesus and said don't judge." - Ginja.

All in all, today was a really good day.