Sunday, October 18, 2009

"Stella has friends! It's like a brothel!"

Penrose 83 has a new tradition! Each and every Saturday night (technically Sunday morning, because it is always past midnight), we are going to make two cans of crescent rolls. This is the second week we have managed to fulfill the requirements of this goal. Let's see how long we can keep it up. Last week when we were making crescent rolls, one piece was struggling more violently against conforming to the normal size of a crescent roll. The result was a small, somewhat deformed crescent roll, who we named Stella, and put in a corner. Just like a hooker. This week, both cans decided to join in the fight against conformity, and thus, Stella partied with a proper panful (we really mean PAN-full, not any other weird typo) of prostitutionalized pastries. Sensei proposed the poignant possibility that the pan was probably a, brothel.

Four of the roommates were made privy to more of Samson then they ever had been complaints here.

BREAKING NEWS: The roommates saw a particularly moving photograph of Miley and the Jonas Brothers and took it to heart. Today, the fab four made a trip to the DI and purchased four wonderfully ugly travesties of sweaters. Stay tuned for a picture, soon to come.

Angsty met some monks today. Ginja, Skippy, and D-Ninja watched LotR and had a fab time, yo.

That's all for today.

P.S. Go enjoy.

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